If Granny's car was a '66 Plymouth Satellite with a Hemi, all you would see was Granny's fanny four seconds after the light turned green.

Hemmings Motor News (again, November 2007) tells us about Steve Van Blarcom's perfectly respectable-looking '66 Plymouth Satellite with an engine that sucks gas like a thirsty supermodel with a milkshake.

Don't get me wrong. I like granny cars with deceptively modest looks. Van Blarcom's Plymouth is a great example of a car that keeps a secret that only gets revealed when the light goes green.